Sometimes we erophiles just get stuck. We know what we want, but we just can’t seem to figure out how to get it. Is it us? Is it them? What does our gut say?

And sometimes, even that’s a hard question to answer.

I’ve been using tarot to help me navigate the waters for years. It helps me cut through the bullshit that’s clouding my head, and get to the heart of the matter. Because that’s what tarot is all about.

I want to help you, my fellow erophile, clear the path in your own life, with a tarot reading amongst friends. I’ll draw six cards and walk with you step-by-step through the story that tarot has to tell you.  Together we’ll unravel the cords and turn up the volume on your inner voice.

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Now, before you get all hot and bothered, let’s clear up a few things.

1. Religious preference does NOT matter
It doesn’t matter what church, temple or synagogue you visit — tarot is a non-denomimational tool. Hell, you don’t even have to believe in  a higher power. You just have to believe in yourself.

2. Tarot reading will NOT tell you the future
Tarot calls forth what’s already within your subconscious. It uses symbolism and archetypes to mirror your own thoughts and feelings, then gives you a possible outcome. Nothing is set in stone with tarot, and you have the chance to change anything in the reading through your own thoughts and actions. Because that is how you affect the future.

3. There is nothing to be afraid of
No tarot reader worth her pips would ever tell you that you’re going to die in two days or some nonsense of that nature. Unless you know that, we can’t know that. As a tarot reader, I have certain codes of ethics that I will not compromise. Therefore, you won’t be getting any medical diagnoses or legal advice from. So there’s nothing to fear.


I love a good, straightforward tarot reading, and that’s exactly what I’ll give to you, my dear erophile. No fluff, no sugar coating. No bullshit. I may curse during our thirty minutes together. I’ll definitely use one of my erotic tarot decks. And I’ll send you a summary of your reading via email, with images of each card in your reading. All for an easy investment of $27. Aren’t you worth it?

Are you ready to hear what your inner voice has to say? Ready to break through all the noise and find your truth? Click the shiny link get started.

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